Potty-time

I was wearing my big boy underwear and I was suppose to tell my mom when I needed to go. I went in my underwear instead and told her that I was wet and went on the floor. Here is our converstaion:

Mom: Aiden where does dad go potty?
Aiden: In the potty.
Mom: and where does mom go potty?
Aiden: In the potty.
Mom: So where is Aiden suppose to go potty?
Aiden: On the Floor.

Peanuts

I love dinosaurs. I was wearing my dinosaur pajamas and I woke up when my dad got home really late, so mom and I sat in the kitchen with him while he was eating. I was pointing out the different dinosaurs on my pajamas. Here is my conversation:

"Here is the T-rex on my leg. Here is a Pterodactyl on my...on my...I HAVE PEANUTS!"