Potty-time

I was wearing my big boy underwear and I was suppose to tell my mom when I needed to go. I went in my underwear instead and told her that I was wet and went on the floor. Here is our converstaion:

Mom: Aiden where does dad go potty?
Aiden: In the potty.
Mom: and where does mom go potty?
Aiden: In the potty.
Mom: So where is Aiden suppose to go potty?
Aiden: On the Floor.

Peanuts

I love dinosaurs. I was wearing my dinosaur pajamas and I woke up when my dad got home really late, so mom and I sat in the kitchen with him while he was eating. I was pointing out the different dinosaurs on my pajamas. Here is my conversation:

"Here is the T-rex on my leg. Here is a Pterodactyl on my...on my...I HAVE PEANUTS!"

Delivery

So the other night it snowed. So some teenage kids came to the house and asked if we wanted our driveway shoveled. This is my conversation with Aiden when they knocked on our door.

Knock.
Aiden: Oh the pizza is here
Mom: We didn't order any pizza Aiden.
Aiden: oh