Potty-time

I was wearing my big boy underwear and I was suppose to tell my mom when I needed to go. I went in my underwear instead and told her that I was wet and went on the floor. Here is our converstaion:

Mom: Aiden where does dad go potty?
Aiden: In the potty.
Mom: and where does mom go potty?
Aiden: In the potty.
Mom: So where is Aiden suppose to go potty?
Aiden: On the Floor.

Peanuts

I love dinosaurs. I was wearing my dinosaur pajamas and I woke up when my dad got home really late, so mom and I sat in the kitchen with him while he was eating. I was pointing out the different dinosaurs on my pajamas. Here is my conversation:

"Here is the T-rex on my leg. Here is a Pterodactyl on my...on my...I HAVE PEANUTS!"

Delivery

So the other night it snowed. So some teenage kids came to the house and asked if we wanted our driveway shoveled. This is my conversation with Aiden when they knocked on our door.

Knock.
Aiden: Oh the pizza is here
Mom: We didn't order any pizza Aiden.
Aiden: oh

More Christmas stuff

Yesterday while getting my blood drawn:

Lab Tech: What do you want for Christmas
Aiden: Christmas Presents.


Today after opening my pajamas.

Aiden: Aiden doesn't want these.

The piano

When mama and I were watching colorsplash on TV, they were making over a music room and I saw a piano.

Aiden: a piano!
Mama: Do you want a piano Aiden?
Aiden: No girls play with Pianos.
Mama: Boys can play with pianos too. So do you want one?
Aiden: Yeah, Aiden wants a piano. girls can share!

The chipped plate

Mom was taking a plate out of the dishwasher for me, when she noticed it was chipped.

Mom to Dad: Look, this plate is really chipped.
Dad: Yeah, it's been like that for a while.
Aiden: Oh yeah, I chewed it, sorry mom.

Things that I have recently said...

Aiden: Mama do you love Christmas?

Mom: Yes, I LOVE Christmas, do you love Christmas Aiden?

Aiden: I LOVE CHRISTMAS!

When we were putting up the Christmas Tree, Dad handed me the star and held me up to put in on.

Aiden: No, No, No

Mom: Aiden just look at me for the picture you don't have to really put it on.

Aiden: Aiden doesn't want this stupid star.

words on Mom's Christmas decorations for the kitchen table:

Aiden: Christmas Tree! Christmas Tree! (steps back to examine) No, not Christmas Tree just potpourri.